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Issue: 285 | 30th day of Running, Y9

Comics

	Reality Check There's no 'three years' option in the Neolodge... by xx_freaky_xx
	Spooky Crossover "The Great Neogardener!" by kai_pawz
	Or Something Like It: No Soup for You! Why is there Battle Dung in my Soup? by kittie_orion
	Scribbles - Mount You just CAN'T switch roles in some games... by _jakk
	Stolid Solids It must be a hard day's work for Sabre-X... by darkangel_neo14
	The Petpetpets of Neopia Super Shrinker 5000 by starlet12
	Snow Pets Aren't snow pets lovely? by lap_ghost
	Traveller's Tales Well, since when? by annasso
	Lunatics! POOF by gone_postal
	Off Track: Mr. Facey I can dance and sing and... by klipsan
	Me and Them YEOWCH!!!!!! by hamtaro6969
	A Practical Mistake... A wise Gnorbu once told me you should always think things through... Idea by edmarblecake by x_seabee_x
	Strawberry Adventures The adventure begins... by seel24
	An Explanation for the Unexplained: Plot Points Ever wonder why it takes so long? Also by riggs4ever by thunderwolfcrys
	Idle Chatter Please queue for Santa. by party_hobbit
	Island's Tales It isn't wise to bully your little brother... by juliaduarte
	Pint-Sized There's something familiar about Bazatlans... by lachtaube
	Dirt, or Paint? Can you imagine how much these vain Unis enjoy April Fool's Day? ^^ by wirlhwind
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Ooooh, she's so cuuute...! by kittylin
	Beware the Meepits! sigh by cnmarine
	the Gryphon Files Shh... don't go waving that around! by light_element94
	What Jhudora Does For Fun... Who says voodoo dolls are just nonsense? by fruitcupandspoons
	Whoot! SQUEE! by linnipooh
	A Warrior's Quest It seems like the elders do not always send you to the right place. by ukitate
	Pointless Nonsense - Faerie Wars Did you hear about the Faerie Wars thing? by petfriendamy
	Oh, wow... "Happy April Fools Day, Dummy" Your shoelace is untied. by starburst_hamstar
	Evil Feepit #16 And that's why you don't have any friends... by fmoura_98
	Meow? EARTH IS INVADING!!! by edddibgaz
	Plushie Randomness ?! by goodie_2shoe8
	Knick Knack - Faerie Wars Why did you choose Storm's side? Art by ghostkomorichu by pokemon_lunatic
	The Not-So-Sweet Smell of Failure Support WATER! Sign up here! Also by bird_brain312 by manda314
	The Happiest Quiggle So the new plot began with a bang, otherwise known as the exploding pie incident. by nut862
	SHH!Comics The End. by ravenatore
	Niki & Niko: April Fools Day I must find something to play a trick on Niki today... Art by ximera by nikitachi
	Shiny: Faerie Wars Hey! Aren't you Glare from the new Faerie Wars plot? by tamia_silverwing

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Former Chiavore Speaks

I am concerned about the plight of the Chia species - especially since an increasing number of exotic varieties have become available. Unlike me, most Lupes find all Chias to be tasty morsels - even the regular Chias. Therefore, being able to change them to an even more appetizing variety, like Chocolate or Custard, is quite the added concern. Therefore, just in case they all become extinct, I am going public. Yes, that is right! I love Chias and...

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Peas and Carrots: a Soupy Situation
"MWAHAHAHAHA!" cackled the devious Chia. "I have done it! I have found the evilest way to avenge the fall of the Zebinator and finally dominate Neopia!"

by costa_rican_girl

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Smelly Protests
"Your Highness!" Smelly called up to the flying fighter. "Please, stop! We must discuss ways to end this terrible war!"

by goosher

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10 Pranks That Will Have You Laughing
Happy April Fool's Day!

by donuts_254

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Is Your Petpet Planning World Domination?
Just read my easy guide and you can know if your petpet is in league with Sloth and his evil clones. Or any other villain...

by temari_san_no_hoshi

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Lost With Isaerios: Part One
"Jeanie, I haven't even gotten over the last vacation you dragged me on, and now you want me to go on a tour to the highest elevations in Neopia? Are you kidding?"

by jeanaet

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Spheres of Influence: Part Four
Naia explained in simple terms how Neopians everywhere were disappearing, and that where they vanished there was a strange scent. She said nothing about the grey Kougra. She didn't think it would do any good, really...

by zephandolf

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